“Sorry but I don’t really know what a biome is…”
This statement was made on an internet forum for a game that i’m currently playing…
Now, being a generally reasonable person, it seems to me that the first logical connection to make is that this person is:
A. Connected to the internet through a web browser.
B. is able to operate said browser.
C. doesnt know the definition of a word, that he/she saw on the internet.
Given these parameters, my mind screams the obvious. ” WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING LOOKING IT UP?? YOU HAVE THE LARGEST REPOSITORY OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, TO EVER EXIST, LITERALLY AT YOUR FINGERTIPS.”
You’re already ON the internet! Fucking go to Wikipedia. Go to Google. Fuck, go to Yahoo Answers, I don’t care. But do NOT helplessly, pathetically claim to not know something that someone is talking about. Take an extra 60 seconds, look it up and THEN respond with a useful or insightful answer. Now, if you don’t find anything, maybe the knowledge truly is that rare, or maybe the person misspelled it. Fair enough. But ‘Biome”?? Seriously? I learned about that word in 6th Grade, in Tennessee!
Its like starving to death because you can’t be arsed to lift the fork full of food all the way from the plate to your mouth. ITS RIGHT THERE.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biome
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