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Because Michael Jackson was 99% plastic when he died, he will be melted down and made into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.


--NEWSFLASH-- The autopsy has confirmed that Michael Jackson didn't die of cardiac failure. He had a stroke on the childrens ward. His final wish was to be cremated and his ashes used in an etch-a-sketch so that children could still play with his white knob.

McDonalds is honoring Michael Jackson with the new McJackson Burger.  It features 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

What kind of ghost wears a white glove, hides in boys closets and tells them to beat it?

What was black, white and dead all over?

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, god granted her 1 wish...She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.

So Michael Jackson died. They say if you look in the mirror and play thriller 3 times... his spirit will come and rape your children.

How do you seperate the boys from MJ? With a crow bar.