Moloth - The M-Forums

The wild kingdom is a dangerous place, but Mother Nature protects her children with warning signs. Wild colors, alarming noises, and offensive odors are all very effective ways for the natural kingdom to say, “STAY AWAY! YOU WILL BE HARMED.”

For movies, these warnings exist in the form of actors, directors, and subject matter, and when I saw a poster for Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, all I could see was a brightly colored frog, hourglass symbol on its belly, covered in thorns, emitting a loud rattling noise. And so I gave the wretched beast a wide berth, avoiding even exposing myself to the trailer for fear of a most painful death.

genius.