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#1 10/13/09 2:30 pm
my life is average ... dot com
http://mylifeisaverage.com/
occasionally, reality will let something interesting slip through the mundane inanity of average life.
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#2 10/13/09 3:19 pm
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okay, this is awesome:
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA
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#3 10/13/09 4:52 pm
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I liked:
Today, a Benedictine monk came to visit our senior religion class (I go to a Catholic school) and he wore the traditional black robe of his order. He was talking to us in the auditorium when someone suddenly said, "Can you put your hood up and pick up that lightsaber behind you?" He immediately complied and used his epically deep voice to imitate a jedi the remainder of the class period. MLIA
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#4 10/13/09 11:23 pm
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This one wins for me:
Today, I found an essay I did on what I want to be when I grow up in grade two. I wrote "I want to be a purple octopus cop because cops get everything they want (including donuts), purple is cool, and nobody can say no to an octopus." I'm glad to see I am still on the same career track. MLIA
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#5 10/14/09 10:46 am
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I'm loving this site:
Today, I had to do a recording assignment for a language class. I was getting frustrated, so I finished the recording and sent it without playing it back. I listened to it just now, and you can clearly hear my father screaming at my brother to hide the body before Mom gets home. He was talking about a mouse, but my instructor doesn't know that. MLIA
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#6 10/14/09 5:59 pm
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just a random gif...
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/3439 … jumper.gif
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#7 10/19/09 4:46 pm
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dawhahahah
Today my grandpa held out his fist for a fist bump, when I went to fist bump him he yelled "JELLYFISH!" and pulled his hand away in jellyfish fashion. I love him. MLIA
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#8 10/19/09 9:25 pm
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Last night, I fell asleep with the TV on. At 4 am I woke up, only to see a giant Curious George reporting the weather. Now I wonder if the Newspeople have this much fun EVERY night. MLIA.
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever"
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#9 10/20/09 9:18 pm
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Yesterday, I was pulling an all-nighter for an important exam. I've heard that when you teach others, you help yourself learn the material better. I live by myself, so I set my two Pikachu dolls on the couch and gave them an hour long lecture. I got an A. MLIA
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#10 11/10/09 9:49 am
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Today, my friend explained to me that if you write 3.14 on a piece of paper and hold it in a mirror, it will say pie. Mind. Blown. MLIA
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#11 11/10/09 9:55 am
#14 11/20/09 2:49 pm
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http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uplo … wisex4.png
lawl... i'll have to remember this one.
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