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IT'S LUDACRISH!!!

I wonder if I could make a 4 minute response to that.  That made ME angry (not that there is much that doesn't make me angry). At the end when he said he'd go to Microsoft and blizzard could "starve to death for all I care", I'm thinking, hey, maybe you should try it first, so Blizz can know how painfully agonizing starvation is.  I don't think he ever missed a meal, or could even fathom passing one up.  Second, really? His 15 dollars a month could completely unbalance the money that Blizzard gets versus their expenses to make them FAIL as a company? REALLY?! Just because your guild sucks so hard, you can't complete a fucking instance doesn't mean Blizzard fucked up.  If you want your hand held through the game and win all the damn time, go play Farmville. You never lose. You just win. ALL THE DAMN TIME.  I'm sure if he wasn't stuffing a fucking twinkie down his throat, he may have picked up on some important information his raid mates were telling him, or maybe he could have said something to his raiding buddies in order to pass the instance.  Instead, he blames Blizzard for nerfs that probably could be overcomed.  A caster having NEGATIVE DODGE!!?!? How can a caster survive? I dunno, healing, damage absorption, I don't know the fight. But if a caster can't tank it, then maybe you should rethink the strat. I'm just rambling here. All I'm saying, this guy pisses me off for being an obese fucker bitching about how his video games suck when he should be out running a fucking mile or two come back inside and then appreciate the apparent suckage that is WoW or STO or w/e.  Apparently he's so adverse to exercise, that maybe he should go out and try a stair master before he goes running his fucking mouth off about a fucking video game.  Really? Come on fatty, bitching about shit doesn't make you lose weight as you could plainly see in a mirror that was big enough and strong enough to hold his reflection w/o shattering into a million pieces screaming "OH MY EYES!".  His fucking head is a marshmallow stuck on top of a pink Hostess snowball (Zombieland is an awesome movie btw, watched it this weekend with some buddies of mine).  Something tells me he should lay off the Hostess goodies and the raiding and go outside every once in a while, clear his head before he comes inside and start blabbity blabbing about how his 15 dollars will totally upend the Blizzard corp.  I'm sure it might fuck Cryptic up, but Blizzard? Really?! Has he ever played starcraft? Diablo? Warcraft? Blizzard programs crack into their games so you can't stop. Once you play, you're hooked which is what probably ended up happening between him and a fucking twinkie.  I want a goddamn twinkie now....I'm going to Kroger, anyone want anything while I'm there?

Vicki I tried to read your post but it was too hard.

SHORTEST VERSION:

DUDE SUCKS.

Revised version: Material Sucks.